Just one short one for now:
The Titanium Princess and I were walking along a road in Dublin. We came to an intersection where, painted on the roadway itself, was a sign that said "Look Right", with an arrow pointing in that direction.
"That's considerate," I remarked, "It's a good idea considering the number of European and American tourists who come here."
The TP eyed me, with a mischievous glint in her eye.
"They're for the locals," she grinned.
"You're not the woman I married," I replied.