tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post2105268376711460401..comments2023-07-09T05:17:05.831-07:00Comments on The Critical Thinker's Speakeasy: ...and get your kicks for free.Lauriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14036898253383221436noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-22412364166635197022011-05-18T13:48:24.761-07:002011-05-18T13:48:24.761-07:00I enjoyed so much reading your post, specially bec...I enjoyed so much reading your post, specially because you write exactly what you think and that's what I was looking for.cialis onlinehttp://www.learnsexualhealth.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-80174509283822864232009-04-02T16:42:00.000-07:002009-04-02T16:42:00.000-07:00Ah mormons - such an easy target! try telling that...Ah mormons - such an easy target! try telling that you get off by smelling their undies, that they lost the best part of their religion when they did away with polygamy, or getting them to direct you to the local bottlo. The possibilities are endless. Whatever you do, don't try and talk religion unless you're an complete insomniac.gruntedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15280822035271885934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-75064230356866492782009-03-29T07:12:00.000-07:002009-03-29T07:12:00.000-07:00I enjoyed your casual and calm beginning with him,...I enjoyed your casual and calm beginning with him, which was only a prelude for what was to come.<BR/><BR/>More brilliance Laurie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-79620329844358957622009-03-28T13:30:00.000-07:002009-03-28T13:30:00.000-07:00Frankus has it right. Funny and evil. Brilliant....Frankus has it right. Funny and evil. Brilliant.Steve Zarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16867968082532563442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-64808449607732167822009-03-27T06:55:00.000-07:002009-03-27T06:55:00.000-07:00Thanks, Frank - I've seen that one. It's hilarious...Thanks, Frank - I've seen that one. It's hilarious and spooky at the same time. Recommended to anyone who hasn't seen it, though.Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14036898253383221436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-44524143812096803852009-03-26T18:30:00.000-07:002009-03-26T18:30:00.000-07:00Laurie, I went to the YouTube to find the Mormon C...Laurie, I went to the YouTube to find the Mormon Cartoon for your edification. If you have not already seen it you must.<BR/>Here it is:<BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo<BR/><BR/>While looking for it I came across this fascinating video of a Christian guy who shows some Mormons the cartoon and records their reaction. I'll include part 2 as this is where most of the interesting stuff takes place.<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gDKHPVAc7oFrankushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07001524233372346374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-69352970772312998322009-03-26T15:53:00.000-07:002009-03-26T15:53:00.000-07:00(Dieter from Sprockets voice)Gorgeous!(Dieter from Sprockets voice)<BR/><BR/>Gorgeous!Diacanuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10546351653341768549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-37518921801015827162009-03-26T14:55:00.000-07:002009-03-26T14:55:00.000-07:00Bugger, Gregg - this is the problem with you intel...Bugger, Gregg - this is the problem with you intellectual atheists - you know your religions so well that unless a bloke does his research exhaustively, the gaps in his knowledge can destroy the otherwise confident veracity of a story. OK, OK, I admit it - pure fiction this time! (Except that I was visited by them, and had a lot of fun anyway! Poor bastards couldn't wait to get out!)Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14036898253383221436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-47531857024103370122009-03-26T12:54:00.000-07:002009-03-26T12:54:00.000-07:00Hawt,Not really much better is it? The fact that M...Hawt,<BR/><BR/>Not really much better is it? The fact that Mormons limit Hell implies they recognize something was wrong with the initial idea, don't you think? But, could they go all the way and dump the idea completely? No, then no one would still consider them Christian (as if that's something to aspire to).<BR/><BR/>-- GreggAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-65631150387304922712009-03-26T11:50:00.000-07:002009-03-26T11:50:00.000-07:00Laurie -- *wipes tears from eyes* you're the rumpe...Laurie -- *wipes tears from eyes* you're the rumpelstiltskin of atheist fantasy. That was really good!<BR/><BR/>(But how nice to know from Gregg that hell only lasts for a 1000 years. It makes a lot more sense.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-35985222926311604182009-03-26T11:44:00.000-07:002009-03-26T11:44:00.000-07:00I've made up a few little devices I use down in th...<I> I've made up a few little devices I use down in the shed that involve whips and electric motors and such, but hell sounds like the mother of all torture chambers, and to tell you the truth, I can't wait to get there."<BR/><BR/>By this stage I could see Peter glancing around as if he was coyly assessing the best possible escape routes out of the place,</I><BR/><BR/>OK, by here you had me howling, throwing my head back and clapping my hands. Can't wait to read the rest now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-3774882404997140092009-03-26T09:45:00.000-07:002009-03-26T09:45:00.000-07:00Oh Laurie! I almost like this one better than you...Oh Laurie! I almost like this one better than your tale of vacationing working girl poolsharks. Hahaha!Tezcatlipocahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05654888080078039341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-1843684156639574142009-03-26T07:42:00.000-07:002009-03-26T07:42:00.000-07:00Laurie,I love your story telling abilities and you...Laurie,<BR/><BR/>I love your story telling abilities and your morbid streak appeals to my darker side, but...your story lacks credibility because Mormons abandoned the traditional hell doctrine of Christianity ages ago. You see, dear ol' Joe Smith had a revelation. Hell is a place of punishment that only lasts for a 1000 years or so but ultimately, the tormented will return to Heaven's lowest level (Telestial Kingdom). Average everyday Mormons (and certainly missionaries) have conveniently forgotten about the 1000 year bit and would never mention it to a potential convert.<BR/><BR/>If you're interested in their ridiculous notions about the afterlife, this isn't a bad primer.<BR/><BR/>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degrees_of_glory<BR/><BR/>--Gregg<BR/><BR/>BTW, my own experience suggests inviting them in for a beer, a joint and some gay porn is way more effective.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-81203422494511211402009-03-26T05:21:00.000-07:002009-03-26T05:21:00.000-07:00No! No! Clod - you bastard!No! No! Clod - you bastard!Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14036898253383221436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-31050440107853990562009-03-26T04:00:00.000-07:002009-03-26T04:00:00.000-07:00Laurie: You still don't get it do you? Hell is i...Laurie: You still don't get it do you? Hell is intelligently designed and tailored to each individual. Yours will be to attend a Bob Comfort concert which goes on for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and..........clodhopperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08055899083327712482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-8995671268803599452009-03-26T03:54:00.000-07:002009-03-26T03:54:00.000-07:00Hilarious stuff. :-)I live in a flat so never get ...Hilarious stuff. :-)<BR/><BR/>I live in a flat so never get visits from the religious. Over here it's Jehovah's Witnesses who do the door-knocking, they used to come around every Sunday and we'd simply ignore them until they went away. It's a shame it doesn't happen any more, because I have a whole spiel prepared about how Satanism is really misunderstood, and the Devil isn't all that bad.Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00849598364831819446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-43079708569957121042009-03-26T03:49:00.000-07:002009-03-26T03:49:00.000-07:00You're actually a sadist, aren't you?My old man, w...You're actually a sadist, aren't you?<BR/><BR/>My old man, who was of similar views to yer good self and had a lot of time on his hands, always invited them in for a good long talk. But he'd done his research and and knew the Bible backwards and had an answer for everything. Cheap entertainment.philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12011647023598364166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-70719244672176908282009-03-26T02:23:00.000-07:002009-03-26T02:23:00.000-07:00Sweet!I'm going to have to steal that tactic somet...Sweet!<BR/><BR/>I'm going to have to steal that tactic sometime.<BR/><BR/>MarkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-87942923802078382142009-03-26T01:29:00.000-07:002009-03-26T01:29:00.000-07:00Thank you, Phil - "fucking brilliant" is indeed hi...Thank you, Phil - "fucking brilliant" is indeed high praise coming from a man of such restraint!Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14036898253383221436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-40760390153620329122009-03-26T01:09:00.000-07:002009-03-26T01:09:00.000-07:00LaurieI don't think I am going to stop laughing al...Laurie<BR/><BR/>I don't think I am going to stop laughing all day, that was fucking brilliant!<BR/><BR/>Such forethought is amazing - if any religious idiot comes into my place the first thing they will see is my bookcase with all the god bashing books neatly displayed, I wouldn't have time to fabricate anything like that.<BR/><BR/>But I really do have to commend you on your opening gambit of Coffee - that was sheer genius - in fact all of it was. The Mormon God is NOT going to be happy with you young man, I can tell you that now!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Coincidently the word verification for this post is "quake" - how cool and appropriate is that?<BR/><BR/>:)Philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12240443331565724533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-19610918513117492009-03-25T21:36:00.000-07:002009-03-25T21:36:00.000-07:00John, I'm mortally wounded! How could your humble ...John, I'm mortally wounded! How could your humble correspondent <I>ever</I> fabricate a story just to get a few laughs? Oh, the pain! :)Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14036898253383221436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-64045506227299651392009-03-25T21:21:00.000-07:002009-03-25T21:21:00.000-07:00'mon. How much of this actually happened, as oppos...'mon. How much of this actually happened, as opposed to <I>should</I> have happened?John S. Wilkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04417266986565803683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-35394924071805895372009-03-25T19:40:00.000-07:002009-03-25T19:40:00.000-07:00Blood will out, Frank, blood will out!Blood will out, Frank, blood will out!Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14036898253383221436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-88307505491281671412009-03-25T18:57:00.000-07:002009-03-25T18:57:00.000-07:00You are funny and evil. I like that.Oddly, when I ...You are funny and evil. I like that.<BR/><BR/>Oddly, when I had my encounter with the Jehovah's Witnesses I was tackling a lilac bush and managed to open a gash in my face. I had fresh blood oozing down my cheek as I crushed their arguments one by one. I kept them going for close to an hour. I wanted to argue more but I guess they figured they would not be converting me and perhaps they should move on. <BR/>It was either that or the blood.Frankushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07001524233372346374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4657406150025287334.post-54734236334062974842009-03-25T18:56:00.000-07:002009-03-25T18:56:00.000-07:00That's hilarious. I can't believe he actually pass...That's hilarious. I can't believe he actually passed out...lol. That was wicked of you Laurie :)<BR/><BR/>AashishAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com